I Can't Have Nice Knees

The "spontaneous spillage" thing reminds me that I am also preposterously hard on my BODY. I always have a new bruise or rent in my flesh; usually I don't even remember where it came from. Once in college, my roommate and I read a time management essay that said "Just imagine if you were as bad at estimating space as most people are at estimating time; you'd constantly be running into the corners of things!" and we both went "Um, YEAH..."