my boyfriend can't have nice things

Chris usually throws his clothes away when they get spots on them. He does try to wash them first, but I don't think he tries hard enough. Last week he bought a new shirt at Target and by the end of the second day he owned it, it was in the bedroom trash. I went to Target to buy him the identical shirt but the only one left in size small had, coincidentally, a blood stain on it. And ew -- why hang that up, Target employees? It wasn't even the gross Target in Towson; it was the nicer Target in White Marsh. Oh well. I ordered one from Target.com and it's coming today. I wonder how long it will last.