We had a good run, lavender shirt.

I must tell you, my fellow people who can't have nice things, that my Tide Pen, the best friend of shirt stainers, has turned somehow. It now smells like vinegar, glue, and ass. And my shirt does too! And the stain is still there! It is really a shame; I have had this particular nice thing since Felicity's wedding and that was like three years ago. I achieved this mostly by never wearing it. I guess I will let that be a lesson to me: if you like your things, do not ever use them.